Master the fine art of Turkey Carving, you can show off your skills at Thanksgiving dinner.
Come home two days ago from your mission to the San Diego Mormon Battalion Visitors Center, your hairy cousin will take a goofy picture with you.
Fill your Thanksgiving plate first, you will find yourself eating all alone for a good 10 minutes at the grown-up's table.
Are super cute, you and your mom get your picture taken!
Sit around too long, digesting your holiday meal, Grandma will have you and your hairy cousin put up her Christmas lights.
Work the early CNA shift, then eat a big Thanksgiving dinner, you will probably need a nap.