Dissed By The Mouse

Today, Bruce is at the big premier unveiling of Cars Land in Disney's California Adventure.

I'm not there. I wasn't invited. I was dissed by the Mouse.

Doesn't Mickey know that I want to be part of the free food, parades, unlimited ride-riding and s.w.a.g. that goes along with one of these events?? That I have been watching the construction of Cars Land for 3 years? That I would appreciate this experience more than any mere tourist? I guess not.