I went to Salt Lake yesterday afternoon to "approve my slab" of granite for "The Great Makeover" (in future, known as TGM). I never knew there were so many large boulders of granite, cut into 1 inch thicknesses- they were like very large, very hard loaves of bread.
It took approximately 1 second to approve my piece. "Yep, that's the one. Do you mind if I take a picture?"
I said, "Why yes, I am."